THINK SPICY. Here’s a question. What are you thinking about leading up to your sexy session? Work? Bills? Your favorite show?The kids? Drama that’s happening with your friends? STOP IT. You shouldn’t be thinking of anything but how much you care for your significant other and most importantly, how you are about to give it to em like BOOM POW. Real rude boy and rude girl like. Focus and confidence are key. Remember if you aren’t confident of your sexual talents then there is no way you’ll be able to convince your partner. ALSO, be of the mind-set that it is far more pleasurable to GIVE than RECEIVE. Besides, no stingy lovers were ever remembered in the pages of history books OR the memory banks of former lovers minds for that matter. One of the highest forms of flattery and BIGGEST turn ons in the bedroom is hearing your lover chant your name over and over like their own personal mantra urging you to take them to new heights, giving you the coveted title of “Bedroom Champ”. THINK SPICY along with being the “SPICE” in the bedroom is a winning combination for ensuring your own personal love slave…..
DRESS SPICY. Girl gone somewhere with those granny panties. Boy STOP with them sweat pants and wife beater. Have you ever wanted to have sex with the bum on the street or the raggedy woman at wal-mart? (patiently waiting on the idiot-nympho that says yes) OF COURSE NOT! Better yet have you ever went to a play that didn’t use costumes? You have to dress the part. Fellas, find some nice boxers or dare I say it…boxer briefs combined with a few push ups and she’ll be drooling. Ladies, we have it so easy! Men could care less what you have on as long as there is a vagina beneath it so let’s keep it simple and spicy by finding some lingerie that shows off your partners favorite ASSet. Women if you prefer the au natural approach, surprise him with your highest pair of pumps, a promising smile, and a freshly waxed vagina for his viewing pleasure.
PLAN SPICY ACTIVITIES. Listen if you didn’t get the memo, the whole watch tv and when its time to lay down you just automatically start your routine is played out! MIX IT UP! Plan a full blown make-out session BEFORE dinner (gasp). You’re going to have to leave your comfort zone! Make a mental note and a special effort to surprise the hell outta your partner. If you’re feeling EXTREMELY spicy, accompany your lover to a local cabaret and receive an erotic couple’s lap dance, or better yet get all hot and bothered just by simply watching the exotic escapades. Or if you prefer, meet your lover at one of the local watering holes for a sexy game of “stranger”. When its time to go home and lay down for the night tell your partner how you want it( AGGRESSION IS HUGE TURN ON), or spend the evening browsing through the Kama Sutra for fun ideas. Take a trip to an adult novelty store and pick up a few items to try later. It’ll be fun and it will definitely get your minds right for a spicy evening.
EAT SPICY FOOD. Not literally. Did you know that there are certain foods that cause your sex drive to go into overdrive?! According to Organic Authority if you add any of the following to your menu you should experience a surge in your libido: watermelon, avocado, chocolate, pumpkin seeds, celery, chilies, figs, and raw garlic. Now I’ll let you come up with the perfect recipes to include these items but keep in mind meals should be light. Heavy meals can cause you to feel sluggish and your sexcapades to be lazy and half hearted.
SPICY ATMOSPHERE. In a sexy episode and you are rolling around on the living room floor and suddenly you hear a squeak! If you are planning a sexy evening let’s make a note to make sure your environment is CLEAN. No kids toys, work folders, laundry etc. lying around. Make the environment screams SEX or I WANT YOU TO EFF ME! There should be no doubt in your partners mind when they walk in what is going to happen there. This should include dim lighting, soft music (You can’t go wrong with Robin Thicke “Sex Therapy” album) and maybe a glass of wine.
These tips should help you to increase the spicy-ness of your bedroom activities. If you are unsure of trying any of these things just ask your partner. If you can’t communicate with your partner about your sex life then you shouldn’t be screwing them. ::shrugs:: ….until next time. Peace.
