By Contributor Writer: Lady Godiva
I hope I’m not being super biased, although if I am I am begging you to tell me so I can quickly ignore your criticism. ::shrugs::
I watched the debate last night and was floored at Mr. President’s demeanor. He was like a ninja cobra waiting for the perfect time to strike! Did you catch that unwavering stare except but to have the “he-has-got-to-be-kidding” side-eye. Oh-Em-JESUS!
The President’s “swag” (although I loathe the word) and humor was on a Hundred-Thousand-TRILLION! I can’t take it! ::fans self and sips a glass of Riesling to relax my nerves::
Now if you are one of those people that gathers your election information via Facebook or some other form of social media, please do us ALL a favor and kick rocks in traffic. I am talking to the informed voters that actually registered to vote and will be at the polls come hell or high water!
I have thoroughly enjoyed watching the two previous presidential debates and of course my favorite the vice-presidential debate where Uncle Joe Biden pretty much gave Kid Ryan a politically over-the-knee old fashion spanking! He did everything but sent that young man to the corner for a time-out!
But I think we ALL knew this was going to be some spectacle… the last round…fight or flight… THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!! ::kicks invisible opponent into endless abyss:: Even the CNN anchor said, “Grab a beer and some popcorn and get ready to watch the debate!” Now this is reality TV worth watching!
There were so many issues discussed last night even though the focus was supposed to be foreign policy. Let me know if I’m wrong but didn’t it seem like ole’ Mitt was doing a lot of agreeing with the President? Ole’ Mr. Me Too looking ahhh…
My question is how is that going to help Mitt secure votes? All that says to me is that Mitt likes what the President is doing but he just wants to do it too and save himself a little cash in the process. We need a leader and NOT a follower.
But of course my favorite part is when Mr. President proceeds to talk to Gov. Mickey Rooney (as my grandmother calls him) like he’s a drunken misfit not worthy of his presence.
President Obama said, “You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military’s changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines.”
Are you effin’ kidding me?! Horses and Bayonets?! I am definitely creating a track for my mixtape with “Horses and Bayonetts” as the title, along with my other tracks “Check the Transcript Beetch” and “Binder Full of Heauxs”!
If you missed Monday’s debate, be sure to watch it via YouTube and to watch the fact check on CNN. Be an informed voter!
Until Next Time,